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[I must say I was pleased to see there was a button like this for Hogan's Heroes, and I feel like shoving it down everyone's throat by putting it here. I really like that show.]

[Icon done by my best friend Disappointed-Gastly.]

Life is a game that no one wins

I'm on Tumblr much more than I am so on here so... yeah.
[just note me for the URL if you wanna know my annoying self]
Basically I'm an annoying teenager who somehow managed to make it through High School [read: my school and state deemed me intelligent enough to give me a piece of paper and release me from my mandatory years of schooling].

I live off of sarcasm and old television shows [which I can go on about for an ungodly amount of time] and I need coffee a lot.

I used this account mostly during my rabid weeaboo days and my obnoxious know it all staunch Republican days, so I do apologize for any stupidity you may stumble upon while lurking through my account.

Now? Now I'm just a little comment stalker when I have nothing else better to do in my life.

Obnoxious Wall Of Stamps

Flag: New York by TheStampKing

Comment Stalker Stamp by Drick96 My Younger Self Stamp by invader-zim-14 "Explaining" Stamp by Sonira-Stamps
Gimme Coffee by Sadiya Stamp - Cat Lover by MauserGirl Stamp: Pessimist by Meriko-chan
Stop whining by Ramen27 Fighting Stamp by coolcat654 This is How I Feel by Mr-Stamp
The next attention-seekers. by The-Legend-Of-Burai Oh the stupidity. by The-Legend-Of-Burai Posted in public. by The-Legend-Of-Burai

Hogan's Heroes by phantom MASH Stamp by KenxKao Monty Python Logo Stamp by krunchiefrog Fawlty Towers by Shantella
Pink Floyd stamp by HappyStamp ACDC Stamp by Chukkz Msi - stamp by nekya Syd Barrett is Disappointed by WaywardSoothsayer
Damn you, Disappointed-Gastly.  Just kidding I love you bae

 -Five things about your appearance- 

1.  I have long hair [ohohoho how interesting right] and it pisses me off at times
Like when I'm trying to sleep and the ends brush up against my arm and I think that a spider is crawling on me.

2.  My thighs are so big because they're full of secrets and freedom Amurica fuck yaaaas.

3.  I have to wear glasses that make my eyes look gigantic and I hate them.
Last year this wee little sixth grader would point this out EVERY DAY and it really pissed me off.  
Literally every day, "Your glasses make your eyes look big!1!!!1!"
Like no shit you prepubescent turkey I know this I own a mirror.  
Your shirt makes your tits look tiny.
How about them New York State grown Apples.

4.  I'm 5'3"/5'4".  I'm really not sure which one is the right one. 

5.  My sides look like a demon has clawed me.

-Five things about your personality-

1. I become mentally drained from socializing easily but I get really lonely if I'm alone for too long.

2. I'd like to consider myself sarcastic but I'm really bad at using sarcasm.

3. I've been called a "mother hen".  Cluck, cluck, cluck fucking cluck.  So I guess I can be overly protective/motherly with people.
On the contrary, I'm really bad with kids.  So I guess I only possess this trait when I'm in the presence with human beings who don't shit their pants on a daily basis and can actually eat without looking like a complete slob.

4. I try to act like shit doesn't phase me but if I even think that someone doesn't like me chances are I'll hide under my blanket and cry for a week.  

5. I'm really bad at holding grudges at people who deserve them, but I'll treat the people I genuinely care about like shit if I'm in a bad mood.  I'll act like they did something horrible to me, and I can't convince myself to just stop or else I get even more angry.
So I'm pretty much a terrible friend.

-Five things about your pet or dream pet-

1. My cat Dutch is a little dick most of the time, but I still force him to cuddle me.

2. Little Dutchie came from Disappointed-Gastly so I suppose that explains it.

3. My older cat Midnight has been with me his entire life.

4. No really he was born in my house. 

5. Midnight is 10 and Dutch is 2.  They hate each other but will lick each other's asses. 

-Five things you'd rather be doing right now-

1. Sleeping.

2. Sleeping more.

3. Getting somewhere in my life.

4. Being dead sounds appealing at the moment.

5. Even more sleeping.

-Five people you would like to tag-

Nah fuck that man.

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JaniceTheFurry Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
this comment just
and you like floyd too??
brb marrying yo u k
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Disappointed-Gastly Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013
I can't find the "dumbass you're not insane" stamp anywhere and I want it :c
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Animelover199727 Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2013
why do you seem familiar? Also you used the stamp thing I commissioned xDD on my new main account. I ditched this account
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TheLivelyHallows Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
your webcam does not creep me out!! MWHAHAHA!!

Just checking to see how my fellow Hogan fan friend is doing... And "fan friend" sounds really weird...
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I-Am-The-Cosmos Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2013
Hi! Thought I'd let you know I deleted my old account and got this new one (since I didn't like my old name JonesDawsonLover)
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HatedLove6 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks for faving "Things I Wish I Could Tell Some Reviewers Without Looking Like a Total Jerk." I hope you got a few chuckles out of it. :D
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JonesDawsonLover Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Every night , someone thinks about you before

they go to sleep,

At least fifteen people in this

world love you.

The only reason someone would ever hate you is

because they want to be

just like you

There are at least two people in this world that

would die



You mean the world to someone.

Someone that you don't even know




When you make the biggest mistake ever,

something good comes from it.

When you think the world has turned its back on

you, take a


Always remember the compliments you've received.

Forget the rude remarks.

So if you are a loving friend, send this


everyone on your list


the person that sent it to you.



midnight your true love will


they like


Something good will happen to you between 12 in the morning


four o'clock pm


it could be anywere . Get ready for thebiggest

shock in your


If you break this chain YOU will be cursed with

relationship problems


the next ten years . Send this to fifteen people

in fifteen minutes !!

Make Someone else's day! Help get a smile on someone's face! Help someone out! <3 remember that your loved
southernbell92 Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
thanks for the fav!
JonesDawsonLover Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the fave! :squee:
JonesDawsonLover Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Hi there you've been meeee!!
Send one to all your friends who you think deserve a hug (which, hopefully includes the person who sent it to you)!!

You might send it to your enemies as well!
It'll really make them stop and think!!!

If you don't receive this back, nobody likes you, and they wish you'd stop bugging them!

If you receive this back 1 time, open up! Find more friends, enemies, or enemies pretending to be friends

If you receive this back 2 times, you're off to a good start! (Unless you sent it to yourself! That's cheating!)

If you receive this back 3 times, you're a good friend.

If you receive this back 4 times, you're truly loved as a friend!!



Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)

1- You can hug the person who hugged you!
2- You -MUST- hug 6 other people, at least!
3- You should hug them in public! Paste it on their user page!
4- Random hugs are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
5- You should most definitely get started hugging right away
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