Damn you, Disappointed-Gastly
Just kidding I love you bae
-Five things about your appearance- 1.
I have long hair [ohohoho how interesting right] and it pisses me off at times
Like when I'm trying to sleep and the ends brush up against my arm and I think that a spider is crawling on me.2.
My thighs are so big because they're full of secrets
and freedom Amurica fuck yaaaas
I have to wear glasses that make my eyes look gigantic
and I hate them.
Last year this wee little sixth grader would point this out EVERY DAY and it really pissed me off. Literally
every day, "Your glasses make your eyes look big!1!!!1!
Like no shit you prepubescent turkey
I know this I own a mirror. Your shirt makes your tits look tiny.
How about them New York State grown Apples.4.
I'm 5'3"/5'4". I'm really not sure which one is the right one. 5.
My sides look like a demon has clawed me.-Five things about your personality-1.
I become mentally drained from socializing easily but I get really lonely if I'm alone for too long.2.
I'd like to consider myself sarcastic but I'm really bad at using sarcasm.3.
I've been called a "mother hen". Cluck, cluck, cluck fucking cluck
. So I guess I can be overly protective/motherly with people.
On the contrary, I'm really bad with kids
. So I guess I only possess this trait when I'm in the presence with human beings who don't shit their pants on a daily basis
and can actually eat without looking like a complete slob
I try to act like shit doesn't phase me but if I even think
that someone doesn't like me chances are I'll hide under my blanket and cry for a week. 5.
I'm really bad at holding grudges at people who deserve them, but I'll treat the people I genuinely care about like shit if I'm in a bad mood. I'll act like they did something horrible to me, and I can't convince myself to just stop or else I get even more angry.So I'm pretty much a terrible friend.
-Five things about your pet or dream pet-1.
My cat Dutch is a little dick
most of the time, but I still force him to cuddle me.2.
Little Dutchie came from Disappointed-Gastly
so I suppose that explains it.3.
My older cat Midnight has been with me his entire life.4.
No really he was born in my house. 5.
Midnight is 10 and Dutch is 2. They hate each other but will lick each other's asses.
-Five things you'd rather be doing right now- 1.
Getting somewhere in my life.4.
Being dead sounds appealing at the moment.5. Even more sleeping.-Five people you would like to tag-
Nah fuck that man.